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Hack v. hicks in the Valley

May, 13, 2007 · 1 Comment

Some Washington lobbying group’s mouthpiece named Ira Melman has decided folks in the Valley don’t know anything about conservation. That includes the employees of the Fish and Wildlife Service of the Department of Interior, I guess.

Today, conservationists, birding experts and tourism officials are alarmed at plans to put up a border security fence in and around an extensive network of refuges laid out on 80 miles of river frontage.

They fear disruption of one of the border’s most successful habitat-restoration projects, involving 90,000 acres that are now home to a long list of wildlife — including endangered wildcats, snakes and plants, and hundreds of species of native birds dependent on the remaining slivers of South Texas.

“Creating a walled-in zoo was not the original intention,” notes Carter Smith, the Texas director of the nonprofit Nature Conservancy, which helped establish a wildlife complex within the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge. The border fence, Smith says, “runs completely counter to decades of investment in the ecological health of the lands and water of the Rio Grande Valley.”

The fence is a key component of the Secure Border Initiative, a $7.6 billion array of 700 miles of fencing, vehicle barriers, radar installations, lighting, video surveillance and thousands of additional Border Patrol agents aimed at stopping illegal immigration by 2011.

Details of how that initiative would be implemented have surfaced in the past few weeks, including a memo from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security that identified 153 miles of pedestrian fence, much of it in the Lower Rio Grande Valley. Officials have since said the map is no longer accurate, and was a “starting point” for discussing locations.

Fast-track concerns

More recently, wildlife officials learned that the fence could impact the refuges much sooner, as the sites could be placed on the “fast track” because the property already is owned by the federal government and no condemnation proceedings are necessary.Alarmed Texas wildlife officials sent out e-mail alerting conservationists of the plans.

“Homeland Security is fast tracking the border fence. Some 82 miles to be built in Texas’ lower three counties, 150 feet wide or more, with a (paved) road along it that they can travel 50 mph on,” reads e-mail from a Texas Parks and Wildlife Department official. “The FWS (Fish & Wildlife Service) refuge tracts will be first to go since they’re already federally owned. Condemnation will proceed apace for the rest.”

Although environmentalists condemn the thought of a fence on habitat grounds, advocates for reduced immigration insist it is necessary.

“These people who are worried about the environmental impact of the fence don’t seem terribly concerned about hundreds of thousands of people traipsing across wilderness lands, leaving tons of garbage behind,” said Ira Mehlman, spokesman for the Federation for American Immigration Reform. “Suddenly they get concerned when there’s an effort to stop illegal immigration.”

Crossing through refuge

Just how many people illegally cross into the country via the refuge is not known.”There is no question we have undocumented migrants who come through the refuge,” said Nancy Brown, refuge outreach officer. “Like everywhere else on the river, we have crossings.”

Assembling the refuge complex, a mix of dozens of large and small tracts, was a complex task that took nearly three decades and cost taxpayers $70 million alone for land purchases, refuge officials said. During that time, thousands of Valley volunteers, including schoolchildren, pitched in to develop it and watched as the land slowly transformed into native habitat.

The Rev. Tom Pincelli, a Catholic priest and avid birder who chairs the American Birding Association, notes the irony of fencing land after such a financial and personal investment.

“They’ve opened up a tremendous amount of land, and eco-tourism is growing by leaps and bounds. This is one more step backward,” the Harlingen priest said, referring to the $125 million pumped into the Valley economy each year by nature tourists. “And the municipalities, right and left, are dead-set against it.”

Refuge officials learned of the fencing during a May 4 meeting between U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service official Kenneth Merritt, who is the project leader for the South Texas Refuge complex, and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers officials who are talking to other landowners in the Valley.

“We’re expecting if there isn’t a real change in the thinking, we’re going to have fences,” said Merritt, adding it is too early to discuss their impact on the refuge complex. “I still don’t know where the fence is going to be.”

So, who you gonna trust. Catholic priests, wildlife experts and the folks who live here or a paid shill for an organization that even the Wall Street Journal considers racist and accuses of very bad research?

Does anyone know if FAIR’s Ira Melman is also Ira “Bud” Melman formerly of Clear Channel Communications radio? This guy doesn’t look like he’d survive very long in a Wildlife Refuge, and would probably be more scared of snakes, or bugs than “illegal aliens”.

I can be a pain in the ass for a lot less than Ira. Keep the Mex Files quasi-solvent:

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Categories: Border Issues · Bugs · Bureaucracy · Economy & Business · Education and educators · Environment · Fence Coalition · Media · Nativist groups · Right Wing Idiots · Snakes · Texas · Tourism

Snakes on a train!

March, 17, 2007 · No Comments

A friend of mine once claimed you weren’t really a Chilango until you’d carried live animals on public transportation. I’m not talking about out in the country. “Chicken buses” being pretty much a thing of the past, about my only experience with livestock on buses have been as freight.  I couldn’t figure out the noise under my seat on a second-class bus in Tlaxcala, til we stopped at a crossroads to let a lady out who had stored a litter of piglets in the baggage compartment. 

In la Capital, I’ve seen a few Chihuahuas or other small dogs stuffed in people’s pockets (or peeking out of backpacks) and heard a few boxes squawk now and again.  I once carried a very pissed off kitten cross town in a backpack… who let everyone on the bus know exactly how he felt about the indignity of the situation… loudly (he survived, and grew up to be a very, very big cat). 

I lost it one afternoon on a Nauculpan bus, when I was having an already strange day (I was only in Nauculpan because I’d taken the wrong bus to begin with) and ended up on the back seat wedged between a guy with a ventroloquist’s dummy (who kept making salacious comments ) and a guy with a box of chicks… who escaped.  I’m afraid the cackling gringo made everyone else a tad uncomfortable.

I’m not sure how I would have reacted to Sr. Sanchez’ companion.  I’m guessing the real snakes are the other two guys…

(my translation, from an article by Héctor Molina in El Gráfico, 16-marzo-2007)

A passenger with a snake and two security guards who robbed a packet of Metro tickets were detained yesterday on Metro Line 1.

Édgar Sánchez, 28, was caught traveling between Cuauhtémoc and Insurgentes stations with a snake wrapped around in his arm.

The snake, a python, was about 60 cm (2 feet) long, accorting to reports from Sistema de Transporte Colectivo.

The only animals permitted on the Metro are guide dogs for the blind.

Also on line 1, employees of a courier service were detained after robbing a thousand Metro tickets.

The theft occurred at an Insurgentes station ticket booth. The two were picking up cash receipts, and took the package of tickets.

After being detained, the two, Luis Ángel Castro Gorgonio, 23, and his buddy, Raúl Robles Martínez. Were taken to Public Ministry Station house #50.

Metro security personnel said that the tickets were found hidden in Castro Gorgonio’s clothing.

(By the way, Luis Ángel and Raúl are probably two of the stupider crooks I’ve read about in a while.  Metro tickets are still only 2 pesos a pop… so they stole 2000 pesos worth of tickets, which they’d have to unload at a discount, say a peso per– if they were lucky to find anyone willing to take hot tickets, and nobody’s gonna buy 1000 tickets at a time.  Our master criminals might have expected to earn, oh… about 50 bucks each.  DUMB and DUMBER).

Categories: Ciudad de México · Crime and Punishment · Metro · Provincia · Real Mexico · Snakes · Tlaxcala

¡Feliz día de San Patricio!

March, 17, 2007 · No Comments

Agrarian…

………..Catholic

………………….. next door to English-speaking Protestants

(who occupied big chunks of the country) …

… and.. as a result, ended up living on remittances sent home by workers…

and spent their time in the movies drinking or singing

… and conquering John Wayne…

… where the Virgin Mary appears to Archbishop’s servants (Juan Diego Cuauhtlatoatzin in December 1531 at Tepayac; Mary McLoughlin, August 1879, Knock, County Mayo) and regularly elsewhere…

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… when they aren’t siring boxers…
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Maybe the Mexicans are Irish. 

Who’s to say the country where the last Viceroy was Juan O’Donaju (“O’Donohue”), and one of the great Military units los San Patricios (led by Capitan, John Reilly), the first modern President an Obregón (who some claim was an O’Brian), and artists named O’Gorman and O’Higgins shouldn’t be celebrating today…

Saint Patrick drove the snakes of the Emerald Isle, though they are still seen after the Irish, in reverence to God, who invented whiskey to keep them from ruling the world, consume mass quantities in their local houses of worship, called “pubs.” 

The Mexicans, having only God’s ministers, the monks, to thank for Tequila, also give thanks to the creator in the local cantina.  But, they don’t need to consume HUGE quantities to see the snakes.

There’s no rainbow… and probably no pot of gold out here in the desert. Keep the Mex Files wearing green…

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